wificrisis:

don’t judge me cause i’m quiet, no one plans a murder out loud

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carafrightley:

i havent taken a good selfie since 1935

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my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

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chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

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