notcreative-20 was like: Hey Dana 

Hello!

monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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pancakemilkshake:

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

It’s 2 iPhones connected with a hinge and when you close it both screens smack together and crack.

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dogapult:

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

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